Specifications

Brand Name                     :     Dr. Jekyll

Country of origin              :     Sillypore

Date of production           :     27th Oct 1975

Date of expiry                   :     5th May 2000

Product dimensions(cm) :     184 x 56 x 43 x 34 x 37

Frame type                       :     Large

Built-in fuzzy logic             :    Sillypore Education System 

Interview with Dr. Jekyll

Q. My name and age?

A. Name's Tang Yeh Heng, gonna turn 24 this comin' October 99. Young at heart but some parts of my body are still old...........

Q. What's Your Favorite color?

A. Black....I like white too, both are natural colours. Being natural is me. Next time if my boss ask me to do a presentation in colours, I will still do it in black and white and argue that those are also colours.

Q. What religion are ya?

A.  Religion? I guess I dun wanna belong to any religion. I'm a Atheist. I will respect whoever who practice any religion but dun piss me off with the "fire and brimstones" and "burn eternally in hell " crap. Is this what religion is about? I dun think so. And who/what is GOD? an anthoropomorphic diety with long white beard and sandals, keeping track of every action of each individual? He's/it's all of us, the earth, universe, humans, animals, everythin', a universal cosmic mind, that's what I believe. One for all and all for one. And please do not tell me my life lies in God's hand, I dun wanna be a slave of somethin'. My life and fate are in my own hands, and if you still insist that it's GOD who governs my life, then I'm GOD.

Spread LOVE and not Hellfire. In the end, only kindness still matters.

Q. Have you ever wondered how the day you die is gonna be like?

A. Yea man....I would want my loved ones to be happy fer me. And no traditional Chinese funeral.(reminds me of playin' that Taiwanese singer Coco's "di dah di" in retarded tempo) I want it to be either subtle and quiet or explosive and loud. If should insist, I would wanna invite a heavy metal band playin' Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" or...how about AC/DC 's "Highway to hell"?

Well, on the day, I just hope I lived my life to the fullest, no regrets no remorse. And there are a few people who shed tears for me (at least I had a place in their hearts)....and people remember my good deeds instead of how much money I made or how many ants I killed.

Q. Do you believe in heaven or hell ?

A. If you have seen my main page, you will notice that the philosophies is the same as my belief in heaven and hell. We create our own heaven and hell. It's all alive and living, right here, right now. And the power of thought will determine where you go after you "die". We dun actually die and disappear from the surface of the earth. We are a form of energy and it will be transformed into another  form, somehow, some way. This theory might explain reincarnation.

** come to think of it, since people say that heaven is not eternal, hell ain't a bad place after all. Hell is from here to eternity.(just like the christians say "burn in hell eternally")** :-)

Q. What are your worst fears?

A.  ummm...fear...we are living in the world of fears and anxieties. I guess I dun have anythin to be fear of so long as your heart is calm and serene. Wait a minute....what I fear are kids walking around in shopping malls. I'm sorry if I kicked them by accident....my vision is just not as low as them.

Q. What kinda things disgust you ?

A.  To name a few, people who cut the "queue" when I'm about the board the bus. Sounds a little petty eh? but it really piss me off!! And those putz who block the way when passengers are alighting the MRT. Dorks who flash their headlights behind your back when you are already travelling at 95km/hr at the expressways (givin' some the benefit of doubt, maybe they are doctors who were rushing to save some patients or some horny dorks rushing to SPCA to f*** a dog). There are too many that it's embarrassing to list em' all. Tell me about gracious society. (did I misunderstood the term?) can eat one har?

** few dayz back, I figured out how I felt about Singaporeans. We/They are just plain ugly as they wanna be, no way you can change them to be gracious or considerate or anythin' else. So I guess I just gotta accept them/us the way they are or we are,no point complaining. I'm tryin' my very best to the core to detach myself from the so called "qualities" of Singaporeans. Call me an underdog or anti-social if you wish. I'm just not a conformist and I have my ideal kinda behavior and principles I live by. Kindness is a virtue and we've lost that virtue long ago. Peace and love becomes pollution and hatred and revenge became virtues.**

I might be just being too judgmental here. So are there really so called free speech here? We still gotta apply fer a license when giving a talk publicly? FREE speech? my ass!!!!! I betta watch what I'm sayin' or else......you know what I mean.

Q. What do you think of Singapore as gracious society?

A. "the government promotes gracious society.... ! F***ing KNNBCCB..." That's a ironic cliche used in my army daze. Gracious society? Does majority Singaporeans even know that jargon? Why do we need someone to tell us to be gracious? And after telling us, are there changes? Is there something wrong with the society or education system or culture or simply ourselves?  Singaporeans are becoming selfish, inconsiderate and arrogant. I'm a Singaporean!!! I dun wanna be labeled as those qualities!! I would want to be proud. Singapore, a superficial society where money, status and cars can make a person feels good about himself/herself. ......enough said, you guys go think about it.

**I'm referring to the majority of people I've met and observed. There are nice people too whom I'm always lookin' forward to meetin' em'.** :-)  am I suay or what?

Q. What are your growing up pains?

A. Denial, Anger, Depression .....and finally comes to acceptance. I'm afraid to make mistakes but I always tell myself, "fall down seven, stand up eight" maybe it's just my pride. But if I do things the right the first time, then I'm not learning much...isn't it? Maybe I'm just being over-protected by my parents, dun have a chance to experience failures. Maybe that's why I became more and more rebelious.

**An example : A fatty girl bought one helluva mini swimwear hoping she could pop in(Denial) She tried so hard and it tore the swimwear (Anger). She thinks to herself "aarrgh !! why?? why am I borned this way???" (depression). Finally, she dun give a damn anymore and starts eating like a pig (acceptance)**    :-)                        

Q. Have you ever been in love?

A. Love....real love? I'm afraid not. Most of the time I deceive myself into loving. I figured out that that's not too cool for the girl, so I back out. Why? The feelings are Just not right I guess. Always the case when I meet an attractive woman whom I like, then she a) has a boyfriend/husband, b) lesbian/butch, c)has many friends she prefers to me, d) does not even notice my existence. e) older than I am (she minds younger "boys"). HAHAHAAHHAA.

If the girl likes me, then I won't know before she lost interest in me and it is impossible to get her back

If I meet a girl who likes me, and I like her, and she is unattached, then she will have a bf within the week, and it's not me.

If I know a girl, date her, etc, etc. amd in the end tell her I like her, I won't hear from her again for the rest of my life.

If I hope I have found love, I'll get disappointed

If I think I have found love, I'm wrong

If I know that I have found love, I have been misinformed

If I have found love, I won't know about it before it's lost.

Haaaaa......that was funny. Those are the things that makes ya go "AAARRRGGHHH"

Q. So how can you describe your ideal gal?

A. Remember Dharma played by Jenna Elfman (ed-Tv) from the sitcom "Dharma & Greg", I was really attracted to her in the pilot run.  Yea....she's the ideal girl I will love and I bet  this kinda gal is hard to come by in Singapore. Keep thy fingers crossed.

Q. Who do you think to your perception is beautiful and attractive?

A.  SAMMI CHENG!!!!!!!!! :-) appearance wise. Her features are really sharp and  beautiful.

Q. So what are the complains from your ex-gf?

A. I always cannot establish eye contacts with them....errr....cuz they dun have eyes on their chests.(Kidding). Actually, they complained that our relationships lack of arguments. I dun give a shit about arguments cuz what does it prove? Who's wrong and who's right? Does it mean if you argue better than me you have more power over me?.I would prefer  discussions rather than arguments. But they think that it kinda spice up the relationship. umm points to ponder..fer my next relationship. Communication, be it emotionally or physically is the most important part of the relationship. What matters most is her and not about the arguments.

Q. Do you like money?

A. Who doesn't? But money can't buy love, happiness, true friendship, peace of mind and good health..... Yea...it can't buy happiness, but it sure make misery easier to live with.

"Money can buy sex but not love"

"Money can buy medicine but not health"

"Money can buy a house but not a home"

"Money can buy friends but not friendship"

"Money can buy books but not knowledge"

........the lists are endless...................................................................................................

why dun I get a chance to prove it Right???? Damn it!

Q. So do you pursue all the 5C's ?

A. Not all of em'. Presently I'm pursuing my career and cash. The rest I will leave it fer later. But one thing I'm puzzled. Why do we have to work our ass off to pursue something like a car, which is just a piece of attractive metal running on 4 rubber wheels? Seems like a car in Singapore is labelled "status". It's just a mean of transport.....

Q. Do you have any enemies?

A. The worst enemy is myself. If I ever have any enemies, I will ask if we can wipe the slate clean. Their reply : " why duncha go fuck yourself?" Sometimes no one can win.

Q. Sounds like you are a pretty pessimistic person? So the classic question fer ya, do you see a glass of water half empty or half filled?

A. Oh duh!! Who made that stupid glass? I see it as there's too much glass holding the water. I'm an Engineer. C'mom, can I just bitch about all those things here which I dun bitch to people in real life?

Favourite Groups : Metallica, Scorpions, Black Sabbath, Megadeth, Iron Maiden                                Testament, Led Zepplin , Deep Purple, Cranberries, Beyond                                Zen, Garbage, Oasis, Suede, Queensryche, No Doubt,                                 Dream Theatre

Favourite Female Artists : Jewel , Alanis Morisette, Sammi Cheng, Faye Wong

Favourite Male Artists : Weird Al' Yankovic, Jacky Cheung, Kitaro, Panda Xiong

Favourite Classical piece : Tchaikovsky's Swan lake and Pachebel's"Canon in D"

Favourite Hobbies : Airsoft skirmish, guitar playing, music.