The Satanic Witch - Anton LaVey
So, what is a witch? The truly "liberated" female is the compleat witch, who knows how to use and enjoy men. Any bitter and disgruntled female can rally against men, burning up her creative and amnipulative energy in the process. If she really prides herself on being a woamn, she will take full advantage of her station. And the advantages are surely there, if she is bold enough to employ em'.
This page is mostly for woman. Be it beautiful or ugly. Once again, you don't have to sell your soul or whatever to read on. I guess there is nuthin satanic about this page, it's merely a treatise on man-catching. (Duh. why am I writing this?). Throughout the explicit text you are gonna read, I dare to say that many dread to know the dark side of human behavior. The lid of forbidden knowledge of seduction and manipulation will be lifted.
A note to "ugly" girls, next time your not-so-pretty average friend ask ya out to a club, charge her $50. Why? pretty gals will not hang out with you, they prefer to hang out with her own pack of pretty faces. The not-so-pretty ones will stick around with ya to convey the image that they are better off than you, to divert all the negative forces at ya. (this note seems redundant here?Duh!)
Maybe you will wanna ask yourself some questions whether you are suitable and able to practise the art of witchery.....your degree of competence towards a career in the practise of the devil's game can be defined by answering the 20 questions. Only 13 outta 20 have valid significance. Yes or No answer. simple.
1. Have others ever referred to you as a witch?
2. Do you have ancestors or relative who was or is a witch? or close to being one?
3. Are ya better off today than you were a year ago?
4. Do you feel you have supernatural forces workin against ya?
5. Is black your favourite color?
6. Do others seek out your compnay without you tryin'?
7. Do you ever have fits of jealousy?
8. Have ya ever experienced what ya consider ESP?
9. Are ya strict in your attention to feminine hygiene?
10. Do you find others going along with what ya want of them?
11. Were ya borned under these signs ? Scorpio, Leo and pisces ?
12. Have ya ever been considered "cheap"?
13. Have ya experienced anythin of mystical nature while on medication or drugs?
14. Do you have interests in movie or TV with occult themes?
15. Do you wear undergarments of black in color?
16. Are ya accomplished in commonplace skills?
17. Would ya consider yourself to be intellectual ?
18. Is there anythin you fear as a consequence of your practise in applied witchery?
19. Do you find that men often make passes at ya?
20. Do you wear any amulet or charms that have occult significance ?
If you have 7 to 9 answers correct, there is hope for you to be a competent witch. Score 10 to 12 you are well on your way to sorcery. ALL answers correct....well....you are truely gifted!! None answers correct.....you might be a bitch ??? hahahahhahahahaaha
ANSWERS : Yes - 1,3,6,7,8,10,12,14,16
No - 4,9,15,18
The rest are invalid questions.
Are you a Witch ?
(to be continued)